Current Offenders

The youngest, smartest, and most distinguished member of the sextuplet, Karin hails originally from a four-square-block neighborhood of St. Louis where the only language spoken is French; she didn't actually speak a word of English until third grade and even then, the word wasn't all that impressive ("dog", if you're wondering).
Outside of SGF, Karin is a full-time orchestra instructor at both the high school and college levels, and also owns a small pet-grooming service that specializes in stylishy emblazoning rude words onto your furry friends.
You can find Karin online, but you have to do it yourself. EARN IT.

Released from the cage for every SGF show (plus once per day to go to the bathroom, which at age 32 he finally learned how to do outside), Anthony provides the thump-thump on the stage, and the hump-hump everywhere else. Seriously....look at that face. He's a fiend.
A McNally Smith College Of Music alum, father of one, host of The Lesser Stories Podcast, three-time winner of Vogue Magazine's Whitest Man award, and the author of the popular "The Sun Is Your Enemy" pamphlets at your local pharmacy, Anthony spends a bit of time trash-talking exotic fish on Twitter.

Bradley has broken more mandolins than he's had hot dinners, but he's recently learned that he's supposed to be playing with a pick (NOT a brick) and things seem to be going better now that that's been clarified.
This McNally Smith College Of Music alum and five-time winner of the Hutchinson Raw Chicken Eating Contest can be frequently be found playing guitar and crooning to his cats in a totally-not-crazy-person way, and performing acrobatic stunts with indie band Littleton.